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THE DEEP SEA VOYAGE
Running now
The whole crew is aboard the expedition ship, working its way 10,000 metres down to the ocean floor. Storms above, pirate zombies on the beaches, and something enormous in the dark that has never once introduced itself.
PAST EVENTS
LEGENDARY MOMENTS
Things that actually happened, to actual Nuggies, who will tell you about it.
- COMPLETED
THE GREAT DIVE
July 2026
One night, one descent. The entire crew dove 10,000 metres together, all of them in the same black water at the same time. At the bottom, something enormous rose past every single diver at once. Nobody agrees on what it was. Everybody saw it.
- COMPLETED
THE PIRATE ZOMBIE HUNT
Five days · 2026
22,312 pirate zombies defeated in five days, by a crew that mostly just kept saying "one more wave". The Gold Sword was earned that week, and the people who earned it have not stopped mentioning it.
- COMPLETED
THE GREAT CONCH HUNT
One evening · 2026
50,000 conch shells found in a single evening. The beaches were picked clean. Somewhere out there is a Nuggie who is still, technically, digging.
- COMPLETED
BIG RAY'S OYSTER RUSH
Opening week · 2026
The diner opened its doors and the crew served an absolute ocean of oysters. Big Ray said very little, but he looked pleased, which for Big Ray is a standing ovation.
UP NEXT
SOMETHING'S COMING
Details deliberately vague. That's half the fun.
- COMING SOON
SOMETHING IN THE NORTHWEST
Soon-ish
Something is stirring in the northwest. The map room has a new pin on it and nobody will say who put it there. [PLACEHOLDER — swap this copy when the event is ready to announce.]
- COMING SOON
UNNAMED, UNDATED, UNDERWAY
TBA
We are building it. We are not telling you what it is. [PLACEHOLDER — replace with the next event's teaser copy.]
DON'T MISS THE NEXT ONE
The events happen whether you're aboard or not. Being aboard is better.